yuppu: (Fuck)
Avete presente quella volta che state guardando un film e a metà avete tipo tanto bisogno di fare la pipì? E nel mezzo, visto che hai fatto una domanda a una ragazza su tumblr, appena torni ci butti un occhio.
Salvo poi scoprire
che una stronza di dio sa dove
ha appena postato la gif con il finale del film che stai guardando.

LA FOTTUTA GIF.

DEL FOTTUTO FINALE.

NESSUNO SPOILER ALERT.

IL FINALE - CAZZOCULOFIGAMERDA.
 

Ed è esattamente in momenti come questi che IO ODIO TUMBLR, PORCA TROIA.
yuppu: (meeerliiiiiin)
È un po' triste rispolverare LJ solo per un meme, ma questo è carino (l'ho fregato indegnamente a [livejournal.com profile] vavvy91 ) e giuro che  in realtà Word è sempre aperto perché sto cercando di tornare a produrre un po'.
Cooomunque:

Step 1: Put your iTunes on equivalent or random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Bold or Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING

1. It's all about steam, it's all about dreams - Blue October - Say It, da [livejournal.com profile] mocchy 
2. I was five and he was six, we rode on horses made of sticks - Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang, da [livejournal.com profile] kayhey 
3. Now I think I understand how this world can overcome a man
4. Eine Liebe, ein Versprechen, sagt' ich komm zurück zu dir
5. Hello hello, baby, you called? I can't here a thing - Lady Gaga & Beyoncé - Telephone, da [livejournal.com profile] lisachanoando 
6. It's all the same, only the names will change
7. She said he's so sweet, I wanna lick the wrapper
8. Die Liebe ist ein wildes Tier
9. Se vuoi andare ti capisco, se mi lasci ti tradisco, sì - Mina - Ancora, Ancora, Ancora, da [livejournal.com profile] waferkya 
10. The kisses of the sun were sweet, I didn't blink
11. Suddenly something has happened to me as I was having my cup of tea
12. Whatever happened to saturday night - Rocky Horror Picture Show - Hot Patootie, da [livejournal.com profile] lisachanoando 
13. Every time I see your face I get all wet between my legs
14. Here's to you, I sing for my daddy-o as I lay him down to sleep
15. Turn up the music, let's get out on the floor (OH THE SHAME /O\)
16. If you feel so empty, so used up, so let down
17. Keep you in the dark, you know they all pretend - Foo Fighters - The Pretender, da [livejournal.com profile] lisachanoando 
18. Industrialization has crippled the globe
19. I gave you a part of me when love was free
20. Se vuoi che io, io ti protegga, di me soltanto d'ora in poi dovrai fidarti - Il Gobbo di Notre Dame - Fuori di qua, da [livejournal.com profile] lisachanoando 
yuppu: (lulz)
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Tuesday I gave [livejournal.com profile] lucre_noin a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Wednesday I helped [livejournal.com profile] sir_boko see the light (8 points). In August I helped [livejournal.com profile] mikael_elric across the street (6 points). In April I turned [livejournal.com profile] iele_carmilla in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points).

Overall, I've been nice (6 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
yuppu

Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:
yuppu: (Coxer)
Titolo: $#*! my Dad says
Fandom: Original
Personaggi/Pairing: Eric, Paul
Rating: R
Wordcount: 475
Warning: Crack!, stupidità, shits&giggles
Disclaimer: I personaggi sono MIEIMIEIMIEIMIEI, quindi nessuno può lamentarsi di nulla
Note: scritta con il prompt Amnesia per [livejournal.com profile] bingo_italia , il titolo è liberamente scopiaz ispirato dallo show in onda il giovedì sulla CBS /O/ (se decidessero di pagarmi per questa pubblicità aggratis non mi schiferebbe /o\)
E giusto per la cronaca, Paul non soffre davvero di amnesia, fa solo il cretino /o\

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$#*! my Dad says )

 

yuppu: (lulz)
Le prime 5 persone che commenteranno qui potranno scrivere il titolo di una mia fanfiction - una qualsiasi - e io scriverò uno spin-off o un sequel o un qualcosa di simile sulle stesse.
L'unica condizione è che poi voi dovrete fare la stessa cosa sul vostro LJ \o/
(o anche no, in realtà /o\)
yuppu: (fuck sleep)
Titolo: Raging Jealousy
Autore: [livejournal.com profile] yuppu 
Beta: nnnoh /O\
Fandom: RPF Rugby+OC
Personaggi/Pairing: Keith Earls (citato Seamus)
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: 330
Warning: gelosia, pensiero di stupro, masturbazione
Disclaimer: Keith non è mio, appartiene a se stesso e non ci guadagno niente, figurarsi semi azzardo a dire che è tutto vero /O\ Seamus e lo scozzese sono di [livejournal.com profile] iele_carmilla 
Note: Scritta con il prompt Morsi per [livejournal.com profile] bingo_italia 

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Raging Jealousy )

 




Titolo: Souvenir
Autore: [livejournal.com profile] yuppu 
Beta: nononononononononò /O\
Fandom: RPF calcio+RPF musica
Personaggi/Pairing: Jan Durica, Martin Sweet
Rating: R
Warning: lol, wut?
Disclaimer: MENZOOOOOOOOGNE /O/
Note: Scritto con il prompt Coccole per [livejournal.com profile] bingo_italia 

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Souvenir )

 

yuppu: (lulz)
Titolo: La metamorfosi
Autore: [livejournal.com profile] yuppu 
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] janetmourfaaill (grazie :D ♥)
Fandom: Malcolm in the Middle, Scrubs
Personaggi/Pairing: Reese, il Todd
Rating: R per il Todd /O/
Warning: questa fic è Reese-centrica (o Todd-centrica, chillosà /O\)
Disclaimer: I personaggi non sono miei, proprio nessuno di loro, io non ci guadagno niente, tutte le notizie tranne lo snodo centrale della storia sono state prese dalle varie wiki /O/
Note: scritta per follia e per riempire il prompt Spiaggia di [livejournal.com profile] bingo_italia 

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La metamorfosi )

 

yuppu: (Coxer)

* Bold the ones you definitely would get it on with.
* Italicize the guys you might after a little persuasion.
* Leave alone the guys that don’t do anything for you.
* Strike the guys you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole.
* ? Question-mark the guys you don’t know.
* Add three guys to the list.

O hai, I'm a pretty f**kin' long list O/ )

yuppu: (Pocoyo)

To the first five people who comment on this post, I will gift you with something of my own crafting. It may be an icon, a manip, a drawing, a ficlet, or something completely random. You may love it or you may think it sucks, but regardless, it will be made with love for you from me. ;)

Feel free to give me a hint of what you might like (ship, character, actor/actress, fandom, color, etc).

The catch? You must pay it forward and post this in your journal so you can gift 5 (or more) of your friends with special gifts made by you.
(or don't, for all that matters)


Also, I can't draw anything but animals, so, yeah.
yuppu: (Default)
Niente specchietto informativo, oggi, mi pesa il culo \O/

Wordcount: 120
Ammmmorevolmente dedicato a [livejournal.com profile] iele_carmilla \O/

Ovviamente i personaggi non sono miei, non ci guadagno nulla, so benissimo che il Quaglio non gioca più nel Napoli da boh e blah blah blah \O/

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Andy Six ti ha taggato su Facebook )

 

yuppu: (sugar rush)
Scegli uno dei miei personaggi originali e commenta scrivendo il suo nome. Io ti spiegherò come mai ho scelto proprio quel nome ed eventuali aneddoti divertenti al riguardo.
Se hai inventato personaggi originali, fallo anche tu.


Prego, siori :D
yuppu: (porn)

Titolo: Solo tu, Luca

Fandom: RPF Bayern Monaco di qualche anno fa

Personaggi/Pairing: Franck Ribéry, Luca Toni

Rating: NC-17

Wordcount: 1265

Warning: Slash, sesso non propriamente descrittivo, ommioddio Ribéry che scopa.

Disclaimer: Non li conosco personalmente, non mi appartengono, non ci guadagno niente e non intendo insinuare che nulla di tutto ciò sia mai accaduto, nemmeno per sbaglio \O/

Note: In questa fic ci sono molto, molti, molti dialettalismi (perché Luca è circa delle mie parti e non avete un'idea di quanto facile venga pensare in dialetto), diversi errori grammaticali voluti (a me mi, a te ti e altre cosette del genere. Roba piccola. E che so essere sbagliata, non preoccupatevi /O\) e un cervello che fa kerplunk. Ciò detto, spero di non avervi spaventato troppo. Auf geht's! \O/

 
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Solo tu, Luca )

 

yuppu: (Default)
Teh Big Slash meme
Read and/or write? Yup and yup
Since when? I read since I was five and I write since I was 11... and porny fics since I was 12 :D
How did you stumble into slash?By accident. I was browsing fanarts of Slam Dunk and I ended up in a yaoi community XD
Your first fandom and pairing: Saiyuki, DokuKou
The first person you told about your new hobby: Hicchan
The fandoms you read: I read mostly original, but I'd say RPS, Supernatural, Scrubs...
The fandoms you write: RPS, Supernatural, Scrubs, lots of originals... XD
Your favourite pairings: Uhm... John/Dean and Dean/Sam from SPN totally own my soul. Then I'd say... Robben/Sneijder because my friends are this weird XD and Till/Richard from Rammstein
Favourite genres: Uf... I like a lot of genres. It's all in the style and grammar, bb 8D
Least favourite pairings: Those involving self-insertion e_e and Till/Flake, I totally despise them e_e"
Least favourite genres: Dunno, really
What makes a story good? A good writer with good narrating tecniques :3 and good grammar, that never fails.
What makes a story bad? Bad story-tellers, bad grammar, poor knowledge of human anatomy in sex-scenes
The best author: I know one too many to say XD
Why? Because I like too many authors to prefer one over everyone else :3
The best story you've ever read: I don't really know
Why? I read too many good stories, I periodically change my taste in fics :3
The worst story you've ever read: Uhm, I hardly remember the title, I just know I was laughing to tears while on the edge of throwing up XD
The best story you have written: I daresay it was Luck o' the Irish :D Tho I love all of my stories <3
The worst story you have written: The older ones XD I reckon they're all quite a bunch of awful stuff XD
Do you get feedback? Hardly e_e it ticks me to no end, but I can't really forse people to comment... unfortunately e_e
Do you have a favorite kink? I have lots 8D
Does something squick you? Gore and vore. Anything else I can endure and most likely fap to \O/
Is slash simply sex? Hell, no e_e
How much time do you spend reading/writing? Too much XD I risked not to pass some exams, because I kept writing instead of studying XD
Do you have RL friends who slash? The majority of them does :D
Have you made online friends through slash? Most of my online friends and I connected through slash XD
Do you think slash is just a phase? Nope.
Could you simply stop slashing? I could try. But then I'd explode, spreading slash like a plague D: ... which would be good, actually :D
What do you think about...
Ratings G to PG-13 Depends. It seems I'm incapable of writing anything rated under R XD
Ratings R to NC-17 I love 'em :3 and that's my usual trend, actually :D
AUs Gne, I could never say no to a good AU XD
ARs I was planning to write one on Kate and Leopold... so it would become Stuart and Leopold XD
Crackfics YAY FOR CRACK \O/
Porn *drools* I love porn :D
Angst Well-written and structured angst can make me cry and bawl and love an author more than a ton of well written porn
Mush Eek. I like my fluff like my morning cup of milk: SKIMMED AND ONCE IN A WHILE.
Romance I like romance... if the mushy side is kept low and quiet e_e
BDSM YES PLEASE 8D
Darkfics Uhm, I don't think much of them :/
DeathficsSame here :/
Rape recovery Only if it is treaten with the right care and approach
FPS Isn't this just a big word for "Slash fanfiction"? XD
RPS OH GOD YES
RPG I always do :D
First times It turns up fluffy and awkward and cute and I love them ;w;
Established relationships I love 'em :D
Threesomes UNF. YES.
m/m slash ... I wouldn't be taking this survey if I didn't like it XD
femmeslash OMG I love it so much
Slashing a children's book/movie I'm into Disney_kinks, bb :D I'm all for it :D
Chanslash Meh.
Explicit sex ... no. It usually ends up as bad written porn with horrible attempt at describing anatomy
The importance of charactarization You can't write if you fail characterization. I think I should have the right to set you on fire, if your characters are paper-thin.
OOCness Another trigger to set you on fire. Unless it is WANTED because you are writing CRACK.
Canon Depends.
Fanon Also, depends.
Cliches No. Just no.
MPREG ... :D (I REGRET NOTHING \O/)
Wingfics No, please XD
Crossovers I'm alright with it.
Group Slut Fics WHAT? D:
Incest I do love myself some good incest, at times :D
May/December YES \O/
Het pairings in a slash fic I can live with that
Plot IT'S VITAL, FOR CHRISSAKE.
PWPs If I'm feeling like it, I don't see what's wrong with that
WIPs I prefer one-shots and finished works, but I like them
LJ fics and communities lol, I dwell there :D
Mailing lists I don't use them
Big Name Fans Depends on their attitude
Politics in a slash story No. D:
Wake up Gay lol, why not?
And finally....
Your pet peeve: Bad grammar.
Your advice to new slashers: Men are men, bb, not women with a penis. Keep it in mind AT ANY TIME.
Your slash wish list: More John/Dean D:
The best slash archive: /
The worst slash archive: /

yuppu: (Coxer)
Meme rubato a [livejournal.com profile] vavvy91  :D

Lascia un commento in questo post citando due argomenti (film, telefilm, ship, citazioni, libri, gruppi, canzoni, citazioni, cartoni... insomma, qualsiasi cosa XD) e io ti dirò la mia top five di ogni categoria.
yuppu: (sugar rush)
So, I stole this from [livejournal.com profile] naripolpetta a while ago, but I was busy and stuff and so I'll post this now.
Copy this to your journal or whatever, bold the reasons you find most fitting and strike out the ones that don't fit. Or don't, I didn't.
Oh, and add three reasons you thought up yourself at the end. 'mmkay?
Let's go then.

 

Click me, you know you want to \O/ )
yuppu: (Coxer)
Allora.
Io e il mio grosso culone pesante non riusciamo a concludere un beneamato cavolo impanato e fritto, in materia di scrittura, perché la RL si mette sempre in mezzo e come ho già detto a [livejournal.com profile] hamster_nemesis ci vorrebbe una vita da vivere veramente e una da impegnare solo scrivendo (e anche così non sarebbe abbastanza tempo per scrivere tutto quello che vorrei).
Però alcune cose che devo finire (perché ci tengo particolarmente, o perché ormai sono in ballo e quindi devo ballare) ci sono.
Quindi ora tenetevi ben stretti alla vostra seggiola perché la lista è lunghina.

Le cose che vorrei finire sono OMG TIPO MILLE )

E qui finiscono le robe cominciate ma non finite. (Ironic, uh?)

E adesso le cose che vorrei scrivere perché sì.
Ma soprattutto vorrei un pony rosa. )

Ecco, adesso ho finito.
SOMEBODY PLEASE KILL ME NOW.
yuppu: (Default)
Titolo: You smell like love
Fandom: Disney - Oliver & Company
Rating: G
Wordcount: 345
Warning: Fluff, furry hints, pre-slash, interspecies snorgling
Notes: OMG I'm so going to Hell now D: And yeah, it's in English. I wrote it for [livejournal.com profile] disney_kink so it had to be in English.
It does not sound right though :/
I hope you like it anyway... if you dare reading it.

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You smell like love )
yuppu: (pr0n)
Geh :D
Wordcount: 330 (senza le citazioni)
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Che vergogna )

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